Sunday, November 23, 2014

March 19, 2014 Why can't I keep my mouth shut sometimes??

First day of a 6 day reserve block and the day after St. Patrick’s Day.  I get put on 7am airport standby (ASB).  6 hours in the crew lounge.  Awesome.  At least it’s in the morning because anything in the afternoon means I’ll only get used for a red eye.  There’s a “quiet room” in the crew lounge that has 6 big comfortable reclining chairs in it.  I went in and slept the entire 6 hours of my ASB haha!  It was a nice way to recover from my binger of a last week.

At 1am there was a business meeting in the crew lounge, so I decided to stay for it.  They pay us to stay for these meetings, but they’re 3 hours long so I wasn’t sure I wanted to.  Oh well, I was there.

The meeting was informative.  I took notes.  During the part where they were discussing new products, I couldn’t help it, I had to raise my hand and point out that one of our new offerings has a very inappropriate name.  It went something like this, but with a lot more studdering because I get shy talking about inappropriate sexual words, esp around the managers of my company.

Me: “Hi, I wanted to just make a point that I think you guys should look up the meaning of the word Skeeter.  Check it out, urbandictionary.com.  Every time I hand the cookies to younger people, they giggle and I can’t help but giggle too.  So I think you all should just check out the meaning of the word.” 
Speaker:  “what does it mean?”
Me:  “I can’t say.  Just look it up, urbandictionary.com”


Everyone in the room busts out their cellphones and as people read the definition, a subtle laughter fills the room.  The head of airports (all of our locations) looks at me and gives a thumbs up, the Boston supervisors are all laughing hysterically, and my face turns bright red.

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